Tomato Tomahto

Here’s a little entry we’d like to call “tomato tomahto.”

I say tomato, you say tomahto

I say dessert, you say puddings

I say fries, you say chips

I say chips, you say crisps

I say niche, you say neesh

I eat zucchini, you eat courgettes

I keep a schedule, you keep a shedule

I wear a sweater, you don a jumper

I check my calendar, you check your diary

I eat veges, you eat veg

I say cilantro, you call it coriander

I say custom, you say bespoke

I say right away, you say straight away

I follow sports, you follow sport

I say things, you say bits and pieces

Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto, let’s call the whole thing off.